Thursday, June 19, 2014

My Account of Reading Harry Potter for the First Time

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This post contains some Harry Potter spoilers.  If you have yet to read the books, or seen the movies, you have been warned.  I will also expect an apology, and I question our friendship.

I first learned of Harry Potter in 5th grade.  I’m assuming it was in the second half of the year, but no promises – actually, it might have been the first half, but not that important.  Moving on.  It was great class because there was already a big presence of football and star wars in the classroom, so I was in my element – Skyler nerdvana.  So anyways, the teacher started reading it, and I fell in love with it.  I didn’t like the idea of waiting to hear the end of it, so I went out and got the book – and by that I mean my parents bought it for me.  I finished it in time for a class book report that we had to do, but the teacher asked me not to spoil the ending, so I couldn’t say too much about it in the report.  But by the time it was all done, I was hooked on the books, and wanted more.

If I remember correctly, I got the 2nd book the same way I got the 1st, through my parents.  As a side note, I think I got it from Christensen’s (same with book 3 and 4).  I don’t really remember my experience with books 2 or 3 because they weren’t events.  I got the books and read them as soon as I could.  I don’t remember much about two, other than I liked it more than 1, and the only thing I remember about 3 is how I took the book with me everywhere.  I recall reading it at my brother’s city league basketball grade out in the hallway when someone spoiled a small part of the book.  I won’t name names because I’m facebook friends with the person. I doubt they would read this, or remember the event, but still, no need to be mean.

I don’t remember the specifics around book 4, other than it took me 2 days to read it and at this point I was a known Harry Potter nerd.  I got asked at church how many days it took for me to read the book, and when I said 2, the person who asked me laughed and said he knew someone who was so proud he read it in 3 days, but figured I had read it in a shorter time, so decided to ask me while at church.  Goblet of Fire was also when I started to really think about the series and notice little things mentioned in the text.  I’m not sure why, but I’m sure some of it was due to the fact that I couldn’t keep reading to my heart’s content but that I had to wait. 

One of the things I noticed that I still have no answer for to this day is at the end of Goblet of Fire (when I first wrote this post [it took a long time] I didn't have an answer, but now I think I do), Harry is talking to Dumbledore and Harry mentions that Voldemort is back, and there is a line about something in Dumbledore’s eye, be it a gleam or fire or something of that nature.  I don’t want to look it up.  The point being, at this time, I started guessing what it could mean, or what could happen next.  Let’s just say my guess was wrong, and I have some new theories, but either way, I was hooked and waiting for the next book release.

            The movies were released, which helped ease my pain and waiting, but still, I needed more books.  During the summer of 2003 – the year Order of the Phoenix was released – I had youth conference up at SUU cabin.  It turns out the release date of book 5 was one of the last days of youth conference.  This made me none too happy, though youth conference wasn’t horrible.  I do remember not feeling super great at the end of the day, and I made sure to play it up so I could go home a day early and read the new book. 

Fortunately my mother knew of my situation, and I was able to get the book the next morning.  I still remember how I would read book 5 and 6 (they each took 2 days as well).  Sometimes it was in the chair in my parents’ living room.  Other times it was laying on the couch, and rotating which side I was laying on, while also rotating the book with me.  I do enjoy the book, but I also have some hateful feelings towards certain parts of the book. Those parts would be Umbridge, Sirius being killed off, Umbridge, the moodiness and angst of Harry, and of course Umbridge.  Other than that, I love this book too.  But I really hate Umbridge.  I just wanted to make that clear.

So there was more waiting for book 6, and more speculation and guessing on my part – again, all of it wrong.  The circumstances to the acquisition of book 6 were very similar to book 5, except instead of youth conference, I was at Helaman’s Camp.  I’m not sure why the last two books had conflicting schedules with my church stuff, but I wasn’t happy about it.  This time I couldn’t leave early though.  I did encourage my dad to drive really fast though on the way home.  I got home, showered (3 days of no showering and manual labor…Even I thought I should shower before reading Harry Potter), and then went to buy the book.  That might have been the first Harry Potter I bought with my own money.

So I read and read and read and read (it was a Saturday) and I surprisingly took a break for a birthday party.  I’m not sure why I did, but I did.  I won’t say my mom forced me to go, but she strongly encouraged me to get out of the house.  The fact that I went is still kind of surprising, I mean I didn’t even have a romantic interest in anyone who would be there, so I’m still shocked.  All I remember is that I went to the party for a little bit, and then came home and kept reading until sometime late. 

I had church the next day, and a girl in the ward was bragging how she was already done and some other junk.  I was mad because I would have been done too had I had all day to read it, but that didn’t seem to matter.  Also, I don’t know why I thought that was such a big deal, but it was (and it was for book 7 too).  She also offered to spoil who died, but I wasn’t having any of that.  Anyway, I got home from church and read and read and read.  Finally I got to the part where Dumbledore died.  I put the book down and walked away.  I think for a good half hour, I wouldn’t pick the book back up because of that.  I don’t know why I took it so personally, but I just sat and thought about it in a mad/bitter state.  I never liked Snape, and I thought that he had betrayed Dumbledore.  After reading the 7th book, I still don’t like Snape, but at least I understood the motives.  Anyway, I eventually finished the book, but it emotionally took a lot out of me.

The waiting game began again.  I did some small guessing, one of which I finally got right.  I figured out who R.A.B. was pretty quickly (I don’t remember if it was because I had previously reread the series or what, but I believe I guessed it while still reading the book), but couldn’t figure out why he took the Horcrux, or why Dumbledore had to die.

            So the final wait was on.  Fortunately, I had my junior and senior year to distract me.  I made sure to keep up on the rumors using J.K. Rowling’s website (back when it looked cooler than it does now).  I don’t think any of the spoilers were right, but I’m sure someone out there knows if any were right.

            The day finally came for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to come out.  I was ready to go.  I had the whole day free, I had several Amp energy drinks in the fridge, and I was ready to campout to get the book.  I was hanging out with friends that evening, counting down to midnight.  At some point I went and got snacks at Smith’s, and noticed some people there also waiting in line for the new book.  So I went back to the store on Main Street to keep waiting with my friends.  As a funny side note, it was the first time I remember playing phase 10, and I was horrible at it.  My wife would probably argue I’m not much better now, but that’s not the point.

            Midnight came and I eventually got my book while in line.  Turns out because I didn’t reserve the book by paying the extra $5+ a month in advance.  I was livid.  I had waited all day for this moment and it was taken away from me.  Somewhat fortunately, a friend of mine was in the same predicament.  So we hopped in my car and drove over to Smith’s.  There were plenty of books to go around, and few people to actually grab them.  There was enough people that there was a line for checkout, so we started reading in line.  We didn’t get too far before we had to go.  I drove him home and then raced home myself so I could keep reading.

            I grabbed the energy drinks from the fridge and started reading.  It was awesome.  I was texting a few people that I knew were reading it as well.  They had a head start on me, so I didn’t feel too bad about being behind.  Eventually everyone said they were going to bed and would pick it back up in the morning.  I kept going and going and going.  I think I only stopped for a few bathroom breaks (I did have a few energy drinks) and I did take a whole 15 minutes to eat breakfast. 

I eventually finished before noon.  It was (sadly) one of my proudest moments (I take that back I’m still proud of it) up to that point.  I’m no speed reader, so for me to get through that fast, and be that dedicated.  Anyway, I’ll quit patting myself on the back – in a minute.  I had texted the few friends from the night before and told them I had finished, and that they were in for a treat.  I don’t think it was more than 5 people I had texted.  Yet, somehow some friends had heard that I had finished it and told me that they were impressed.  My nerdy proudness knows no bounds.  Now I’m done with the self-promotion.

At this point, my good buddy Randon was off serving his mission, and he would write on occasion.  He was better at guessing what was going to happen than I was.  I didn’t want to spoil it for him, so I never would confirm nor deny anything.  I never did ask him when he eventually read it.  Maybe I should do that.  Randon, if for some reason you read this blog, and you got this far, you should let me know.

That was that.  It was a rewarding experience to finish, but it was also sad.  I had grown up with Harry, and now it was over.  I think that might be part of the reason I love the books so much – I feel like a kid again when I read them, and that I’m able to go back and visit my friend.  It was the first book series that I started and read in order.  After I started reading Harry Potter, I decided reading other series in order would be important, but Harry Potter started it off for me.


Well enough of that emotional mess.  I’m going to go back to watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and then I may find some youtube clips of Diagon Alley.  I may write more at some point – but it could take me months to get there (this one took much longer than I meant it to).  If you stuck through this post, I hope it was worth it.  If you didn’t, I don’t blame you.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Some Harry Potter Thoughts: 1 of a Lot

            So I recently finished reading the Harry Potter book series, which is my favorite book series of all time.  I’ve been contemplating writing about Harry Potter for the last little bit, but I’m not sure what all I could write about.  I could write about my original experience reading the books, or why I love them so much, or all of the questions I would ask J.K. Rowling, or the movies, or any combination of the above.  This could turn into the longest post of my life, or several posts.  I think I will bore you with several posts instead.
            So I think I will begin with why I love them so much, because the original experience requires more research.  I will begin with a small overlap on my original experience though.  I’m actually surprised I ever liked Harry Potter.  We had it read to us in 5th grade.  Normally I don’t like being assigned reading (even to this day), so it either means the book is that awesome, or the fact that my teacher read it to us helped me not care, or both (but definitely that the book is awesome).  Either way, a very big thank you to Mr. Dean for getting me hooked.
            Most people know I’m a big Star Wars fan, and Harry Potter seemed to fit in just fine.  Fantasy and Sci-Fi are similar enough in my mind.  So that was my first reason for getting into it.  Another reason I liked it was that when I got into the series, I was around the same age as Harry (and roughly grew up with Harry, but more of that will be mentioned with my original experience), which helped me feel a connection to him…and having glasses helped too.  It seems somewhat ridiculous, but I didn’t like having glasses, so Harry having glasses made me feel better.
            While we are on connections, I never really identified specifically with one character, but I always felt like I had something in common with several of them.  I already mentioned the connections with Harry, the connection I had with Ron was the red hair, and Hermione was a bit of a know-it-all/bookworm/nerd – and I had more of those tendencies in my youth (I still do now, but not nearly as bad).
            The good vs. evil aspect is always something I’ve liked in my stories.  Maybe it’s too much of a kid mentality, but I always preferred good vs evil over the troubled hero, or the gray moral areas.  That’s changed some, but I’m still that way in general.  One thing that hasn’t changed is my overactive imagination.  The book was very descriptive in general, so entering that new world was all sorts of fun.  I’m sad to say I still often day-dream and get caught up in other thoughts, but it happens.
            Another them from the booked that I really liked was family and loyalty.  Granted, Harry didn’t have his family, but it was an important theme.  Seeing as how Harry didn’t have his family, his friends became his family, and he showed them a lot of loyalty.  I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I am quite the loyal friend.  Maybe a little too loyal sometimes, but that’s not the point right now.
            I don’t really want to get into specifics of each book, but each book had its adventures, sports, hijinks, commodity, drama, and some romance (in the later books).  Also, being kids/youth books, they are pretty easy to read.  I am a big fan of Netflix because I can binge watch.  Well with Harry Potter I could binge read.  I like to finish things that I’ve started, such as TV shows, movie series, or books.  I like to know things as soon as I can.  I hate waiting, and so I would often do nothing but read Harry Potter to find out what was going to happen – there aren’t many better days than that in my opinion.

            So that’s it for now, I will write more later on – most likely next week since I have a couple of paper’s do this next week.  I know you’re all excited to read it, so I will try as much as I can to get to the next blog, which will be my original experience with the books.            

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

I am a Dead Man!

So the title comes from Doctrine and Covenants 135:1, and I admit I used it as an attention-getter, but it will make sense in the 3rd paragraph (not counting this one) and on down.

So I am one that usually makes fun of BYU, its overall setting and its large amount of church related stuff. My brother once made a statement that I think applies here and it’s “There are three levels of people in the church – being inactive in church, active, and then over-active”. I feel like BYU and most of the people here put some over-active people I know to shame. That being said, there was an awesome experience I had this past weekend that I’d like to share with you.

So I recently started working at BYU Studies, which does a lot with scholarly articles dealing with the LDS church. I had to work this last Saturday for a couple of hours while a lot of board members were in a large group meeting. I was able to sit in for most of the meeting, and at the end of the meeting, there was a presentation from a descendant of Hyrum Smith.

There were several of Hyrum’s items on display as well as some Smith family items that were passed down through Hyrum’s descendants. Some of the items on display included a box that Alvin owned that eventually held the golden plates for a little while, as well as the clothes Hyrum was wearing when he was martyred in Carthage. It was surreal to see the clothes, with the bullet holes and blood, and the shattered watch that was in his pocket.

I’ve never been on a church history tour, or any historical church sites east of Colorado, so I’ve never seen any items similar to what I saw Saturday. It was really special to see those things at that time. It was an interesting time, and it made me appreciate everything early church members did to stay true to the church, and to help the church grow and become what it is today. Seeing bullet holes and Hyrum’s blood really brought that all home and made me appreciate what Hyrum and Joseph did to help restore the church.

I’m not sure if I’ll ever get the chance to see those kinds of things again, or if I’ll ever go to some historical church sites out east, but I very much appreciated that chance I got Saturday. If you get the chance to do something similar, I would encourage you to do it. It’s a rare chance, and it will help you appreciate the church more. Bad transition here, and on a lesser note, you should also go see the Dead Sea Scrolls up in Salt Lake. It wasn’t as neat to me as the Hyrum stuff, and because I was able to go to Israel last year (vacation dropper), some of the stuff was similar to what I saw over there. But if you can, go see that as well.

Well that’s all for now…until next time, I will try and come up with a better close to my blog posts.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Estimated 2014 Opening Kick Off

If you are like me, today is a sad day -- no more football for a while.  Well to ease your pain, well my pain, I have estimated the day of the next kickoff.  Since 2002, the opening game has taken place after Labor Day (first Monday of September), and most of those games have happened on a Thursday (instead of Wednesday).  The time has been somewhat variable...it started at 9 p.m. EST for the first couple of years, but has since moved to 8:30 p.m. EST (with one 7:00 p.m. EST thrown in for fun).

So my guess is Thursday, September 5th, at 8:30 p.m. EST, football will be back.  I can't imagine I'm off more than a day, but if it happens, I'll post a more accurate clock.  Until then, good luck surviving the remaining 213 (from the time that I posted this) football free days.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

2013 Travel Log

Full disclosure, this is long, and probably doesn't interest you.

So I didn’t do a whole lot of blogging during our time in Florida. I didn’t want to be one of those over-sharers (even though I kinda was on facebook/twitter).  I’m not going to give a recap on the Florida trip here so much, but a general summary of all of our adventures and travels in 2013.

So here are a list of the places we (or I) spent some time this year (places out of the ordinary anyways, so no St. George or Provo references).

San Diego for New Years, and all the cities that require getting there and back.

We went to Jerusalem (I went for a week, Jocelyn went for two).  So to get there I went from SLC to Houston to Newark to Tel Aviv (the airport in Israel).  While in Israel we went to a bunch of awesome places, but I won’t go into detail here. Suffice it to say there was lots of travel over there.  On the way back we flew through Newark again and then Denver, and back to SLC. I was originally supposed to go through Toronto on my way to Tel Aviv, but there were some delays and plane problems, so I went to Newark instead.  Kinda, bummed, but oh well.

So shortly after I got back, I flew out to Baltimore with EY.  I went through Minnesota to get there, so that was somewhere new for me.  I was out there for a couple of days, and then flew back (pretty sure that was direct to SLC).

I got back from that trip on Friday (I think) and then that next Sunday, I flew down to Orange County California also with EY. That was a few days as well.  Once I got home from that trip (that was a very busy 2 weeks) we didn’t have any travels for a while.

Once August rolled around, we packed up and moved out to Florida. We stopped in Nebraska, Maryland, and North Carolina along the way. While in Florida, we didn’t travel to far from the Orlando area (no Miami) except for the one time I went to the Rays/Red Sox game.

Once it came time to leave, we went from Orlando, to Louisiana, New Mexico, and then to St. George.  We also went to San Diego for Christmas, and then from there back to Utah.

What I learned, I can go work for Disney, spend 4 months surrounded by it, and still be upset I was in Southern California three times this year and didn’t go to Disneyland.  I feel like I have my priorities right. 
So now I will give you a big long list of the major interstates we drove on, and the major cities we drove through/visited.

I-4 (Florida)
I-5(California)
I-8(California)
I-10(Florida, Alabama, Mississippi)
I-15(Utah, Nevada, California)
I-20(Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas)
I-30(Texas – Very brief time on this highway)
I-35(Texas – Very brief time on this highway)

I bring you a break in interstates to rant about Texas. We drove through lots of small roads and cities on Texas…I kinda hate Texas for how much time I had to spend there. Back to your boring list of interstates.

I-40(Texas, New Mexico, Arizona – we spent a lot of time on I-40 because I didn’t want to take any smaller roads after Texas)
I-70(Pennsylvania, Maryland)
I-75(Florida)
I-80(Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana [at some point this was also I-90], Ohio,
I-95(Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida)

Now, in more or less the order that we drove through (or close enough that I’ll count) them, here are a list of cities that I think are important enough to be on this list.  There will be random paragraphs…only for the white space.

Lincoln, Omaha (oh Peyton Manning), Des Moines, Chicago, South Bend, Toledo (only included because BYU used to play them so often), not really but kinda Cleveland, and same with Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Washington DC.  Richmond, Raleigh, Durham, Some other St. George (but not as cool), Savannah, Jacksonville, Daytona, Orlando, Tampa, St. Petersburg, Gainesville, Tallahasee. 

Mobile, Hattiesburg (home of Brett Favre) Jackson, Monroe (that made me happy happy happy), Dallas (very not happy), Amarillo (the first big town we had seen since Dallas…which was like 9 hours earlier), Albuquerque (no walter white though).  Side note, if you made it this far, I’m sorry, but my real side note is we drove through 3 areas where 3 of the biggest TV shows of the last year are filmed. South GA (walking dead), Monroe LA (duck dynasty), and Albuquerque (breaking bad). I feel kinda awesome…more so than usual that is.  Anyways, here is the home stretch.

Flagstaff, some of the Grand Canyon, St. George (other than coming home from my mission, I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited to see St. George…and get out of a car), Las Vegas, a bunch of California, which led to San Diego, and then Imperial Beach…from there we actually saw Tijuana.  We brought our passports, but never actually went through.  Kinda a bummer.


And now I’m in Provo, delaying homework.  It’s due tomorrow night, so I don’t feel too bad at the moment, but still. Anyways, if I can put homework off, I will. I will try and blog more, but no promises.  After this the 3 of you that read this are probably ok with that.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Playoff Layout

So this what the playoffs look like now (assuming Lynch doesn’t get hurt early, and totals 3.6+ points).

#1 – Chad
#2 – Ren
#3 – Tyler (wins his division, and is therefore guaranteed a top 3 seed, even if his power ranking/overall standing would have put him behind me)
#4 – Skyler
#5 – Jordan (had less points than Brady, but one more win)
#6 – Brady

However, if Lynch gets hurt or something, here is what the scenario would be.

#1 – Chad
#2 – Jordan
#3 – Ren
#4 – Skyler
#5 – Tyler
#6 – Brady


So the north division has their spots locked up at 1, 4 and 6.  However, bye weeks depend on Lynch not getting a concussion, or playing his worst game all year.  Though he has scored 3.7 this year, as well as 6.9 and 7.2, and I think that’s without injury.  So who knows. I could be wrong.  I had to double and triple check this and make changes.  So leave comments correcting me.  It’s not been my week. 10 and a half hours in a car leaves you loopy.  Also, had Matt won, he would have been in.  Brady would like to thank Trevor for the help.  Even after I gave Trevor grief about who to start, he still won.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Going into the last week

Let’s get to the obvious.  Rob, Geoff, Koko and Trevor are out.  What I’m about to say isn’t 100% certain.  I mean there is always the chance Jordan wins, Ren wins, and Jordan outscores Ren by 270 points, but it’s not likely. If there is a chance points come into play, I’ll let you know.  Otherwise, someone has a better record, or is leading by like 70 points and should be safe.
Win or lose, chad has a bye.  Ren has a bye if he wins, or Jordan loses.  Jordan has a bye if he wins and Ren loses.  The winner of Jordan and Tyler will win the division. If Jordan wins he has the better record, if Tyler wins, they have the same record and Tyler wins on points. Jordan is in the playoffs no matter what.

Now to the gray areas.  Of the teams with 7 or less wins, I’m leading Hukill by 40, who leads matt by 20, who leads brady by 7, who leads kyle by 40.  Check the standings on Tuesday, or the table at the bottom of the post for point/standing breakdown. 
If Matt or Kyle lose, they are out.  Winner of Brady/Skyler is guaranteed in.  I have a decent enough of a lead in points, that I should get in even if I lose next week, as long as my team doesn’t score an all-time low of like 70. 
If Hukill wins, the last playoff spot will be battled out by the loser of Skyler/Brady, Matt and Kyle (assuming they both win).  I have a 60 pt lead on Matt, and 107 on kyle, so I’m in a solid position even if I lose.  Brady on the other hand is down 7 on Matt and up 40 on Kyle, so that would come down to how much he scores vs how much Matt scores for a playoff spot.  Matt should be cheering for him to win, brady to lose, and tyler to lose just to be safe. 20 points behind hukill can be recovered in one week.

I feel like most everything can be deciphered from there, but I’ll break down the last 5 people real quick in best and worst case scenario (both within the realm of possibility…there will be no predictions of 60 point losses or anything.

Skyler: Best – win and in.  Worst – lose, everyone else win, likely beat matt and kyle by points tiebreaker.

Hukill: Best – win and get division title (but no shot at a bye). Worst – he loses, brady wins, and matt outscores him by 20, while he doesn’t outscore me by 40.  That happens and he’s out. Or brady could lose instead of me, but outscore hukill by 25.  He would also be out.

Brady: Best – win and in.  Worst – lose and have matt win, while not outscoring matt by more than 7 points.  That happens and he’s out…and/or kyle win and kyle outscores him by 40.
Matt: Best – win, Brady lose, Tyler lose.  He then ties them on record, and if he outscored hukill by 20, while staying ahead of brady in points, could take the 5th seed.  Worst – Lose and he’s out.

Kyle: Best – win, Matt lose, Tyler lose, Brady lose.  He would pass matt in record, and then he would have to outscore brady by 40 and Hukill by 65 to claim the 5th seed, and outscore only one of them for the 6th seed.  It’s very unlikely Kyle makes it.  Worst – lose and out.
That’s it.  Here is the table of the teams, their wins, and their points.


I am Batman
9
1584.26
El Gordo
8
1685.18
P- Town
8
1417.88
Dixie
7
1502.8
Hukraine
7
1460.4
B EZ ON MY SNAX
7
1435.82
BHers
6
1442.82
Hit Squad
6
1395.98