Friday, August 15, 2025

Draft Day Eve: A Visit From ST. Goodell

‘Twas the night before draft day and all through the league, everyone was excited, especially defending champ Teej,


The draft board was hung on the wall that was darker, with all owners hoping to get their favorite color marker. 


The former champs had all finished their special dinner, while those not invited hoped to be this season's big winner. 


The trophy on the mantle, and TJ in his G’s, looking at his sleeper list and wishing “oh please”


When on the text chain there arose such a noise, a discussion of golf in the morning with the boys


Away to fantasypros I flew like a flash, in hopes to get in a few more mock drafts


The keepers were tricky and no one did know, to which team in the morning their favorite players would go


When to my glee I saw my keeper inbound, what great value, Jayden Daniel’s in the 6th round!


But then I saw things that did ruin my plan, in the 5th round -- Sam’s keeping Achane


More rapid than cheetah, the keepers they came, and now sadly I will list them by name


Nabers, Jakobi, and Brian Thomas (the little), all good tight ends - McBride, Bowers and Kittle!


From the top of the window to the top of the wall, until they all, till they all — till they all crawl?


I'm mixing up my references this is simply a mess, back I go to “A Visit from St. Nicholas”


On second thought, no, this is taking too long, and most of my draft prep time is now nearly gone


So I’ll end this early, my own fun remix, and get ready to win championship number 6


But before my bold claim leads to a league fight, happy draft day to all, and to all a good night. 

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